What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

Are there any real-life examples of prisoners who escaped from hospitals and were never caught?

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

I have been married for 34 years, and I found out my wife lied, and cheated a lot back before we got married. Does she not change, or is it possible she is still a cheater?

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

Why is US hell bent on a private capitalist free opinion sharing platform like Tiktok? What happened to their mantra of so-called free spirit of capitalism and freedom of expression that they have been preaching to the rest of the world for decades?

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

Do women really cheat more than men?

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”